Just A Guy Trying To Make Some Checks

parasiteeve-archive:

these three videos happen in the same apartment building

(via dipshit-supreme)

imyourdreamwife:

snazzy-adam:

g4yporwave:

tiktoksthataregood-ish:

This radiates pure joy

SHE IS OUR DISCO QUEEN

She time traveled from 1978 the moves are too good

(via turingapproved)

kelssiel:

oriax:

cerothenull:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Thinking about that guy that created a cleanroom in his local makerspace and built an entire gene therapy from scratch, making a virus that supposedly delivered the ability to digest lactose and then SWALLOWED IT LIKE A MAD SCIENTIST AND CURED HIMSELF OF LACTOSE INTOLERANCE, EATING TWO CHEESE PIZZAS TO PROVE IT

The balls on this guy

Anyway we need more of these people

To reiterate, this guy created a virus FROM SCRATCH to change all of the cells of his stomach lining. And then he SWALLOWED it!!. And it worked!!! Amsmzkdkejshdmxidkdhdjwjdodjfh I could never

The craving for Cheese unhindered is a powerful thing

this guy: if i had lactose intolerance i would simply cure it

this guy, eating a block of cheese: rip to y’all but i’m different

(via dipshit-supreme)

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

lostsometime:

silver-tongues-blog:

butches-get-smooches:

knucklesandgyros:

mysteryseeker:

jedijenkins:

oblivionsongstress:

onion-souls:

spookyscaryskeletitties:

tarradash:

sparkylurkdragon:

cerastes:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

tropiyas:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

classic texts have nothing on the crazy people come up with in modern times tbh

“I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.”

– Joshua Graham, Who Is A Fallout New Vegas NPC, Something Most People Throwing This Quote Around Don’t Realize

“If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have.”

– Shadow the Hedgehog in what is widely considered one of if not the single worst game in the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise

this is the source for this text and it haunts me on a regular basis

Originally posted by itsjustme-99

“Pick a god and pray.”

-Fredrick from Fire Emblem Awakening

Huh, it’s almost like art isn’t just fine art…

this is my addition to this ever growing list of raw quotes originating from unexpected sources

#discovering that the profound is lurking behind the absurd#just waiting for the chance to peek through like sunlight through the clouds#is one of the best things in life once you start to notice it

this is a beautiful way to put it and i’m gonna cry abt it

this post has gotten so much better since the last time I saw it

(via jaywasablindpirate)

claudias-goth-gf:

My cat: *kneading his blanky*

Me, in tears: do you even know what good bread you would bake

(via turingapproved)